Crazy experience of the day: driving through McDonalds and watching a man wearing lipstick and tiny shorts and a wig throw himself on the hood of my car and stretch his arms out at me, crying "Please buy me a McDouble!" and then watching TWO BUSLOADS of cross dressers wearing high heels, wigs, and teeny tiny shorts and shirts parade in front of my car. (I couldn't pull up to the window! I was stuck for a few minutes, my jaw hanging open very attractively, let me assure you).
Then the lady at the window looked at me and my open mouth and said, with a sigh, "They come here every year."