I don't know about you, but I think that this sexiness needs a makeover.
That hair! It must be cut. I really need to call Desirae, the amazing hairstylist that I avoid going to too often because I could get my car's oil changed three times for what I pay her. (She's Nick's cousin's boyfriend's sister. She's awesome).
Eyebrows. As the stylist in Princess Diaries exclaims, "There should be two!" (Okay, it's not that bad, but I do need to break out the tweezers).
Eyes. Is it really that hard for me to put on eye shadow and mascara? Or at least wash off my old makeup? Jeez.
Skin AKA that thing I'm ignoring. Washing would help.
I should also probably occasionally put on earrings, maybe even think about lip gloss, (although I'm currently loving my Burt's Bees Pomegranate Lip Balm), do some pushups and crunches and squats, and shave my legs for the love of God.