Behold! My new hairstyle! (Please ignore the strand of hair across my forehead--feel free to blame my brother, the photographer, for not telling me about it).
I have a secret that isn't actually a secret. I LOVE to have my hair played with. It is one of my favorite things, and hardly anybody does it. Which is why I love to have my hair done by other people. Even if I have to pay them to do it!
So next time you see me, feel free to start playing with my hair. I will love you for it.
(Unless I don't know you. Then I will just back away slowly.)