If you have heard of Twilight--and you must live under a rock if you haven't--if you like it or hate it, read this by Cleoland! This has just made my day, she is so snarky and hilarious. And my day needed making. (REALLY REALLY DID. School from 8 to 2, studying at school until 4, work from 4-8, couldn't figure out how to work the debit thingy or the gas pump at Arco, and then cut my finger trying to slice an apple).
UPDATED: Okay so on that website there are three HILARIOUS commentaries on Breaking Dawn, the fourth Twilight book. It's divided into three parts like the book: first, second, and third. Read it. Right now. Drop what you're doing and reaaad!