We like to have fun while we tromp around in the snow, a-huntin' for the perfect tree. I thought I'd show ya'll how crazy our family can be!
Exhibit A: Katie killing Troy with a scythe. Or something. Ignore that, let's just all talk about how skinny I am. Look! I can't fit those jeans anymore! And look at how flat my stomach is! I want my old body back!
Exhibit B: Mom, the legless wonder, with Dad, the leg-chopper.
This is just Mom and Dad being sweet and holding hands. Or possibly dancing?
The quest is complete! The perfect tree has been found!