Step 1: Take a ton of classes and promptly get too stressed to finish them.
Step 2: Beg your teachers for Incompletes.
Step 3: Rejoice! You have a whole year to wait before finishing your classes!
Step 4: Forget everything you ever learned.
Step 5: Think you really should get on those classes.
Step 6: Realize that the amount of studying you need to do is frightening and decide to read instead.
Step 7: Play, Frolic, Laugh, and ignore your impending deadline.
Step 8: Change majors, decide you really don't want to finish your classes, especially since finishing them involves two microbiology finals and one chemistry final.
Step 9: Weep, for the academic counselors say they must be finished or you will get an "F".
Step 10: Wait until you have 2 weeks left, study your ass off, and take your finals, and feel satisfaction in that you totally postponed these tests a whole year past what the other students did!